Tuesday, 15 November 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!


Hot Slut Of The Day!

Tuesday, November 15th 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Alison Brierley, artist and eater of roadkill. Yes, this is the newest episode of "You Might Be A Cyrus If...."

Some ladies who come down with a serious case of the BABIES!!! start craving all sorts of bizarrely weird shit like frozen ketchup, pickles dipped in chocolate pudding, raw brains (see:American Horror Story) lawn grass, chalk and/or a new bitch who won't run away when she tries to slap his ass for knocking her up. But a British artist of North Yorkshire says that her stomach gets a boner and she starts slobbering at the mouth when her eyes land on a dead ass bird lying on the side of the road.

When Alison sees an animal with X eyes lying dead on the road, she doesn't get on her knees, pick the maggots off and then chew on the meat with her bare teefs. Alison cooks that shit. Alison has cooked street meat before on the show "Come Dine With Me," but she says her craving has gotten stronger now that a fetus is pulling some Occupy Womb shit on her body. Alison has cooked and eaten everything from pigeons to owls to to pheasant to deer. She even uses the animal's hide to make jooree. Alison explained her hunger for roadkill to Metro UK:

"Usually I eat really healthily but now I'm pregnant I get strong cravings for roadkill. It's more gamey than

Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/hot-slut-of-the-day-217/

Daniella Alonso Danneel Harris

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