I Have Found My Third Husband
And it's world champion corned beef eater Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti. This video from TMZ.com totally clenched it for me. Dude can not only scarf it down (ladies, you know what I'm thinking) but watch him kill two bottles of Manischewitz in just a few seconds. He even has them taped to his hands...now that is the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Since I am not a professional blogger (read: derr, I couldn't figure out how to post the vid), you'll have to click the link. I tried everything and now my brains have boiled and poured out of my ear holes. Thank Gawd he'll only care about my body anyway.
I love my beer, but I can't even hold a candle to this. Step the fuck off Tara Reid, he's mine! Finally, my soul mate. If he can score the good shit, I'm so on a plane right now.
TMZ
Source: http://www.celebrities.com/celebrity-magazine/i-have-found-my-third-husband/
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